America's "I can't give it away" chip: China's game of blind man's buff took it

After a broad political consensus emerged in the US that high-performance chips needed for training and running artificial intelligence should not be exported to China, in October 2022 Biden issued the decree on this, which was later tightened even further.

And what else could China have done? It found a beautiful female spy, who seduced Nvidia's top executive, and that's how it got hold of the chips. With which it is now preparing to overtake America's AI giants.

And this lovely story has only just come to light: Chinese intelligence didn't dawdle for long — in a flash they set up a company in Singapore, and put a former TV reporter at its head, who, it seems, is capable of great achievements not only in the field of high tech.

During the romance between the Chinese and the American company boss, orders poured into Nvidia from the Singaporean firm, where, it seems, not one of the blindfolded little crows cared what kind of bottomless pit the chips were disappearing into.

Trump, for his part, is living up to form. He doesn't care whether the little boy was good either: he's taking that thoroughly ensnared Nvidia boss along — MAGA-style — to negotiate in China, the very man who lobbied to be allowed to sell chips to China. After all this, I don't even understand why they're bothering to go all the way to China; they could just settle it in the White House — that from now on only the Chinese get Nvidia chips, and America's AI giants only if they manage to buy them from Singapore. Now they have the recipe for it. Take one beautiful, clever girl...